Dress Code Examples — Noël + Jake

[cocktail] Probably safe to stop reading here.

[cocktail] There is a tradeoff between breathability and transparency.

[cocktail] Budget hack! You may be able to re-use your outfit from another friend group's wedding!

[cocktail] The absence of the tie signifies the tie.

[cocktail] Matching accessories with a friend can make for a refreshing treat.

[cocktail] There is a certain smile a woman has when her fiancé is 6000 miles away.

[cocktail] This is the same perspective trick used by Peter Jackson in LOTR.

[cocktail] Unsure how to order yourselves in a group photo? Consider organizing along the spectrum of sunglass shape.

[cocktail] Fisheye lens to once again to trick the viewer's sense of scale.

[cocktail] Jake's outfit also acceptable.

[semi-formal] But wait, the real Noël is right handed...

[semi-formal] I got nothing. Nice photo.

[semi-formal] Please apply in advance for unbuttoning permit.

[semi-formal] Liquor before beer, you're in the clear; wine and tequila simultaneously, you're semi-formal.

[white tie / mercury poisoning] The Battle of Princeton was fought so that you don't have to dress like this.